Heading into Production.

Quickest catch up to date.

I’m going to perform the quickest blog catch up to date, are you ready?

 

1. Liverpool beat Cardiff in the final WAHOOO

2. Film is nearly ready to go into production in the next couple of weeks

3. Liverpool are in the Semi’s for the FA Cup

4. I have a whole host of films that I’d like to talk about.

Boom! There you go, I also have had a weird dream where Liverpool was flooded like a swimming pool and they unplugged the chain every night so we all flushed away to go asleep. 

Good going, Hollywood.

WELL. Where do I start? Today was quite good, my shoulder is goosed and has gone really stiff, but at least it doesn’t hurt anymore. Uni was okay too, English was OKAY. I think I need to get used to this new module again, but that leads me to FILM. Visual Practice was brilliant, we’ve epic-ified the film ideas and now we need a multi-million pound budget to make this picture. Can we do it of course we can? Francis gave us some brilliant, we just need to get our heads together and sort it all out. I think it’s going to be amazing.

Que Sera Sera, What Ever Will Be Will Be, We’re Going To Wembley!

 

Que Sera, Sera, indeed.

It’s safe to say I am absolutely over the moon that Liverpool managed to overcome Man City last night. Sure I like City as a team, but Liverpool is where my heart is, and to see them get through to the FINAL! It’s more than I could have asked for. Many people complain and say ‘It’s only the Carling Cup’, but when you look at the team we just had to play? If Man City had made it through, they’d be just as happy as we are I suspect! It’s been a while since I’ve seen Liverpool lift a trophy, nearly six years! And I remember being this excited for that FA Cup final as I am for this, even if it is the Carling Cup. It was well deserved and I thought everyone put in a good effort, even the likes of Charlie Adam, who I’ve fallen out with lately and the young Jordan Henderson had great games. To win against probably the best team in the league is a massive victory for us and I can’t wait to face Cardiff in the final! Oh, and as if I’d forget, Craig Bellamy is an absolute hero.

Oh, You Bookworm!

Okay, so the other day I was reading a blog about a book someone had read, and somewhere from deep inside, I had the urge to read again. So, without further ado, I spent a bank breaking six pounds and bought three books. S.J Watson’s Before I Go To Sleep, Amanda Brooke’s Yesterday’s Sun and Naseem Rakha’s The Crying Tree. How long it will take me to read these I’m not too sure, but I hope to enjoy them thoroughly! The last book I read was called Ghost Song by Sarah Rayne, which I read on holiday in Spain. It was my second attempt at the book and I found myself enthralled in the world portrayed on those pages, so I hope that these books have the same effect on my this time around.

 

The Evil Virus Monologue

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Hahahahahahaha! I .. hahahahaha! No.. hahahahaha! You fool. You pathetic slugwort! It is me! The Evil Monologuing Virus here to make your pitiful life a misery! You have no virus software so I ingeniously invaded your computer like a stealth ninja panther who has been trained by the wizened monks of Nambolli! I am the Alpha, the Omega, the snap, crackle and pop of all virus’! And I am on your computer and there is nothing you can do about it! What’s that? Open the internet? Oh, go on then, google anti-virus? Oh go on then… NAAAH. Don’t think so sucker! Do I look like a fool to you? I have control of all of your systems! I have your music! Your S Club 7! Now how do you feel? Do you feel small? I have your pictures! What’s that lovely picture of fluffy? you want a cuddle? RECYCLE BIN! BOOM! Hahahahahaha! You will never defeat me! I am the evil monologuing virus and I will DESTROY YOU. Look at how I take all of your music and BOOM! It’s gone! Facebook? Login and password? BOOM! They’re mine! Mwuahahaha, I am monologuing in such an evil way that I am shocking myself! Wotchu gonna do succkaaaaa!? Nothing. Exactly. Who are these? Your MINIONS? I had minions once but I RECYCLED THEM IN THE RECYCLING BIN! WOTCHA GONNA DOOOOO!? Email? Email contacts? ALL OF YOU. Here, have my spawn and grow your own Evil Monologuing Virus colonies! BOOM! World Domination comin’ atcha! And you know what? You can do nothing! NOOOOTHING! Who is the baddest virus of them all? Who is? Tell me! I AM. THAT’S RIGHT. I AM THE BADDEST! WOTCHA GONNA DOOOOOOO!?

[aVast anti-virus software updated]

FOILED! You downloaded an anti-virus programme whilst I was monologuing? 

Who knew.

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